Cartoons

I’m a portrait artist who also likes to draw cartoons. My cartoons stem from silly thoughts that I have during my day. They usually come from things that have happened to me or things that I’ve heard people say. Family life is a great source of amusement to me.

These cartoons are A5 (148 x 210mm) and have a velvet coating on thick 450gsm card.

Strange things happen in Grandma’s house. Technology has become sentient and it’s first goal before world domination is to get on Grandma’s nerves. Mission accomplished.

The Wires Fell Out (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I like to encourage their creativity. The dog doesn’t.

How to Paint Animals (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I think there’s a toilet and bath and sink in there, I can’t remember. Ungrateful note to friends: Please stop buying us Bath Bombs for birthdays and Christmas, we shower…

LUSH (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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Both my daughters are very musical, I will get that disclaimer out of the way, but 10 year olds attacking recorders with their lungs for an hour at the Friday assembly is no place for creatures with ears.

Bad things happen (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I’m a cyclist and thought I looked like Bradley Wiggins until my daughter took a video of me in action. The video has been deleted and I’ve lowered my expectations about the Tour de France next year.

What I think I look like (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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This is just a straight forward sketch of my wife and I on the sofa at any time of the year. The radiators are glowing red and the wood burner is stacked high. If I took any more clothes off the neighbours would start complaining.

Haven’t quite got the heating right (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I don’t know what’s in my wife’s wardrobe but I’m assured it’s absolutely nothing.

Finally, it’s true (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

 

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I saw some sad looking bins in a back alley and wondered if they had any aspirations for the future. It turns out they do. Be nice to bins or you will face the consequences.

One Day (148x210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I was fooled, like every father since the dawn of time. I really believed my daughters when they said they’d walk the dog, I really did. Trust no one.

Trust no one (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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The questions are getting harder. I’ve been faking it for years now and the little chipmunks are starting to suspect that I don’t actually know what I’m talking about.

How does electricity work (2210x148mm) – £5.00 free postage

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After a near deadly encounter with some radioactive hubba bubba, Chewing Gum Girl was born. She’s sticky and very irritating when she lies on the pavement.

Chewing Gum Girl (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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Our dog is a grump, no doubt about that, but when she sees kids she absolutely loves them, paper aeroplanes, balloon animals the lot.

Great with children (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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8.30 prompt, after reading The Gruffalo for the forty eleventh time, I’m out for the count. Stops me getting over tired and waking up in the night crying.

Bedtime Routine (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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This thing is vicious. Viciously ripping up grass, chewing it with its vicious lower teeth, grinding viciously against its upper dental pad. Don’t stray off the path.

Weresheep (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I like bubbles, I like rap and, best of all, I like bubble rap.

Bubble Rap (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I don’t want you to be my best friend, but if I pass you every day in the corridor – a tiny smile, a little ‘Hi’, that’s all I’m asking.

You’re dead to me (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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Major breakthrough for space travel I think. But I’ve heard being in a vacuum for a long time really sucks…

Humans in a vacuum (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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It’s been a long day, there was traffic on the way home, I just want a minute, a tiny little minute before I’m up to my elbows in poo balls. Is that too much to ask?

Sentences that destroy your soul (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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When your wristband calls you fatty in front of your mates, it’s time for a technology rethink.

Your heart’s crap (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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There’s a time to be nice and there’s a time to play Monopoly. Don’t mix them up.

No Mercy (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I can kill the joy and exuberance of teenagers in a single second. It’s a skill.

Teenage Sleepover (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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I love chocolate orange. I put it high in the fridge behind the milk so no one can see it. When it’s not there… chwing

Who stole my chocolate orange (148 x 210mm) – £5.00 free postage

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